Suuu, I am currently addicted to Super Mario Flash. It's really bad, I have only been hooked for the last 3 days or so, and I keep getting to Level 3 and dying. Level 3! Terrible.
It has been too long since I last posted. A nice, manageable level of crisis has prevented me from having anything of interest or importance to say.
For no apparent reason other than OMG, THE MARIO, MAKE IT STOP, here's a list of Old Year's/New Year's realisations/resolutions:
1. Do not put a rape alarm near a photo album and/or cookbook. You will live to regret it as the Godforsaken, cuckoo-put-through-a-woodchipper shriek threatens to wake your on-call, early-starting sister and generally break the minds of all those dear to you and within a mile radius. Including yourself.
RESOLUTION: For God's sake, tidy my room more so that rape alarms go where they should: away from anything that will ever be used, touched or moved in some way. Also, go to more feminist 'stuff' (i.e., events) so that hopefully, in some semi-utopian future, rape alarms are NO LONGER NEEDED! So what if women scare me (especially ones my age) and I am afraid of being the only non-white one?
2. I have no money, and subsequently no life.
Make the most of my sort-of job that I currently have. Also, get another job and go to the Careers service and tell them you have absolutely no life direction/marketable skills/blaggability and beg for miracle solution/new personality/suggestions. Also, TALK TO PEOPLE AROUND ME. I cannot be the only person out there who sucks at life.
3. I find it hard to talk to people and establish friendships, even when there seems to be common ground.
Enquire about people more; ask questions and don't think about things so much that talking comes a Sisyphean task.
4. Listen to more music. Also, watch more of the various TV shows I have amassed and waiting to go... I'm hoping to sink my teeth into True Blood soon (wah wah wahhhh).
5. I'm fat. Find local classes/ unexortionately-priced gym, join. LEARN TO SWIM AND RIDE BIKES!
6. My mind sometimes feels like it'll never be clear... blog more!!!
Right, I am too knackered to do more of that right now. Had a mass family get-together earlier... Indian/Punjabi snacks... warm glow of cousinly affection... three hours of charades... It's time to try to adhere to one more resolution:
7. I'm always tired and sometimes find it near-impossible to be motivated. Drugs are not the answer! Put down the tea-cup and step away from the chocolate! GET THEE TO BED ON TIME as is beneficial to the nature of an early riser, though I have only really been that by accident since I was about 15.
I want to wave my fist and shout angry, semi-coherent nonsense like some random hick out of My Name Is Earl or The Simpsons, but I think it will have to be in another post. Or tomorrow.
By the way, I love you all. You are probably not regular readers any more, but hey, you were once - and some of you will return (occasionally) - and I appreciate it!
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